toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:


I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.
How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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gossipinq:

things i should be doing: studying for exams

things i’m not doing: studying for exams

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follovved:

"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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